Did you just see the Batmobile???
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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