Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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