office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
This is my gift to your gina
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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