haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize
