she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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