just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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