i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The beer is more important than you right now.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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