did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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