38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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