Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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