What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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