Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
This house was built for laser tag.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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