no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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