I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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