let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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