He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize