yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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