its not stalking. its research.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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