Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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