his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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