Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Randomize
