But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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