First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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