fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Hippo gnu deer
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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