I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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