problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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