i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
