I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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