Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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its like you know when i get waxed
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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