How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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