How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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