God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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