Pappa wants mamma naked
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
