it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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