Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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