After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I will be naked everywhere
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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