How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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