I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The uberlube is also flammable
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
