Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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