Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We're too hungover to prance.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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