i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize