Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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