I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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