What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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