susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
