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Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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