how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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