He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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