I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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