Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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