So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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