you guys were way drunker than both of me
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize