The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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