Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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