That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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