So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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