Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Its about making memories worth repressing
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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