I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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